Ewan Maxwell || 25 || Engaged to Isla Temple || Chemist for Pfizer || Insomniac || Real Life Peter Pan || Master of Sarcasm
Lunch and then home. Just had blood work done and we should know in about a week if I’m all better.
I’ll consider it. I might be out of a job again if my employer finally decides that I’m too much of a bother to keep around.
I’m really sorry to hear that. What do you do?
I’m afraid it was a gift, sugar. (Clients love to give lingerie just to see me wear it. Win-win.) I can tell you where to go: Agent Provocateur. They’re my favorite. If you’ve got the money, you’ll find something there that’s totally boner-worthy. Professional promise.
Fantastic. Thank you, sweetie.
I’m just a guy with a killer sense of humor. Think I can actually be a comedian? Haven’t tried that before.
As a matter of fact hell yes I do.
Definitely one of the best days ever.
Maybe we should do it more often then.
It’s okay. I like you already, Ewan.
So are you an actual comedian or just a hilarious bloke?